No more than one of the following is an April Fool's joke.

- New Loöq release (Momu- "Momentum EP") out today on Beatport (exclusive for the next few weeks).

- In the pipeline for Loöq, a new Jondi & Spesh EP entitled "Progtastic Progtasm"

- Spesh paid me to rewrite his DJ bio with two very nice bottles of wine.

- Qoöl has "condensed" to one room lately, which makes it seem more crowded and fun.

- I finished the first draft of my first novel (it's only peripherally about DJ culture).

- I was accused of lying by a CHASE bank employee today, even though she had the bank records to verify what I was saying right in front of her if she had been willing to look it up (I was trying to deposit a foreign check ... sometimes that's so difficult you would think the U.S. never did any business with other countries).

- On a positive note (to balance out my complaining), I'd like to put it on the record how much I love Beatport (as a customer). Their software is incredibly user-friendly.

- I've been eating a paleolithic diet (no grains, beans, sugar, or any junk) for the past few weeks and I feel great. Check out Mark Sisson's site for details on how to eat that way if you're curious. I'm sleeping better, allergies are much reduced, all kinds of benefits.